7 Women You Can Never Date

When Sgt. Scott Moore, a Marine stationed in Afghanistan, got word that Mila Kunis hadaccepted his video invitation to the Marine Corps Ball this coming November, he wasprobably pretty excited. But now, after the media mayhem has reached full volume, wordhas emerged that Kunis will be shooting two films in November and would likely not beable to make it. Though herrep denies that she's bailing, we're also not entirely surprised. A woman like Kunismust be nearly impossible to date, given her hectic schedule. She may be a sweetheart, butwe're adding over-scheduled women to this list of seven women you can never date. Prove uswrong, Mila!We should add before we get started that generally, the reason toavoid these ladies has nothing to do with the woman herself, but it has everything to dowith her context in your life.1- Your best friend's sisterThe woman you know the best will often appeal to you the most. But if she is your bestfriend's sister, getting lucky can mean two months of fun followed by the need to move toanother part of the city. She makes the “7 women you can never date” listbecause as soon as sis becomes sweetheart, you'll be walking on eggshells with your buddy.Gone are the days of complaining to your friend about yourwomen troubles because the conflict of interest ruins the good times, and the first timeyou make a mess of things, he will likely want to beat your ass.  2- Your secretaryThere are plenty of reasons to keep your mitts off the help. It can get you into allkinds of trouble -- legal and otherwise -- should the relationship go south. But even ifthe fling goes well, you have problems. You'll soon be tempted to push the limits of whatyou can get away with at work, perhaps in the janitor's closet. Love at theoffice is an enormous distraction from your work, especially if you are in charge ofher. Others are always watching what you are doing. Worst of all, once the relationshipends, she will enjoy leverage over you, and may use it simply by gossiping about whathappened in the aforementioned closet.3- The ex-girlfriendEx-girlfriends are one of the 7 women you can never date. Yet, the ex-girlfriend becomesincreasingly seductive as loneliness sets in. After several years of eating the only threemeals you know how to prepare, you can easily get blown away when she follows up chickenparmesan one night with chicken marsala the next. She might clean your apartment one daywhile you were getting loaded at happy hour, and you'llwant her there permanently. The loneliness will make you forget the reason the two of youbroke up in the first place, but should you jump back into the relationship, those reasonswill resurface in no time.  4- The hot trailer girlHave you seen Maury Povich? Let that show be a warning to you if you are smittenby the hooker with a heart of gold. It's fool's gold -- the hot trailer girl is definitelyone of the 7 girls you can never date. The scenario goes something like this: You were inthe club enjoying the company of a young woman whose breasts were rubbing against you liketwo sea lions on a beach, and then you got confused. Enjoy the one-nighter, but the nexttime you see her at bar time, you would be wise to end up at Denny's eating a Grand Slambreakfast. Find out who the final 3 are of the 7 women you can neverdate…

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